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Women, the best firewall in the world
- One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
- One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
- One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
- In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
- This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
(via @reddit)
Posted on January 27, 2010 with 2 notes
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Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. Honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich.
Tyler Thompson, Creative Director of SquarespacePosted on January 25, 2010
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genius
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phenomenal advertising
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
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What’s that make JavaScript?
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I’m glad Les Paul doesn’t have to see this anymore.
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Cause and effect, means and ends, seed and fruit, cannot be severed; for the effect already blooms in the cause, the end preexists in the means, the fruit in the seed.
Ralph Waldo EmersonPosted on August 18, 2009
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Coming soon
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Adobe Creative Suite Pillows
Someone please buy me one!
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Daily Show Rips The New York Times (via @bites)
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this is old but I had to repost it to remind us all how rediculous microsoft can be.
Posted on June 14, 2009
Hello, my name is Vishal Agarwala and I do my math in pen. I am also the Senior UI Engineer at Grooveshark, an online music community that rewards you for sharing, reviewing, and discovering new music. This is my blog where I post funny and interesting things I find on the internet.
