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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hello, my name is Vishal Agarwala and I do my math in pen. I am also the Director of Marketing at Grooveshark, a streaming platform that allows you to discover, share, and play music. This is my blog where I post funny and interesting things I find on the internet.</description><title>math is sexy</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @calculust)</generator><link>http://calculust.com/</link><item><title>safariextensions:

Sharker by Implicitly Defined

Sharker...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4lc8gmXC91qcoymdo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://safariextensions.tumblr.com/post/739604979/post-sharker-06-25-10"&gt;safariextensions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://implicitlydefined.tumblr.com/sharker"&gt;Sharker by Implicitly Defined&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sharker provides additional functionality to Safari 5 through extensions. With Sharker, you will now be able to manipulate Grooveshark from any browser window or any tab, as long as Grooveshark is open. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sharker provides the ability to control Grooveshark from either the toolbar, or the context menu. All you have to do is click the icon or right click and select the appropriate action from the context menu!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/747259900</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/747259900</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:04:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"For years, the music industry has, in the words of Bonnie Tyler, been holding out for a hero. For..."</title><description>“For years, the music industry has, in the words of Bonnie Tyler, been holding out for a hero. For the industry, this hero must come up with an idea that is great enough to tempt fans away from illegal file sharing sites, while simultaneously making money for artists, songwriters, and record labels.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ian Youngs, BBC Music Reporter on Grooveshark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/725422042</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/725422042</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:00:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>startupquote:

We are the market, we know what we want.
- Josh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3q213SwPE1qz6pqio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://startupquote.com/post/678325101"&gt;startupquote&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We are the market, we know what we want.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Josh Greenberg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/698936290</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/698936290</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:10:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wonderful World of Abstraction vs. Atlas Sound
Visited the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="251"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i2TcNibWt88&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i2TcNibWt88&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2TcNibWt88"&gt;The Wonderful World of Abstraction vs. Atlas Sound&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Visited the Kiasma Museum in Helsinki today and made this video for un.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/623435917</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/623435917</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 20:41:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I use to be one of these kids.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ihibiUX71qz7z4to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think I use to be one of these kids.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/603561273</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/603561273</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 08:03:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pani Puri is my favorite dish of all time. Craving it so hard...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2hpkalLpt1qz7z4to1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pani Puri is my favorite dish of all time. Craving it so hard right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/602361368</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/602361368</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 22:00:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I so need to do this.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3718294&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3718294&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3718294&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I so need to do this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/531527695</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/531527695</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:21:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The logo of my generation.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0zftq2TBA1qz7z4to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The logo of my generation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/526285812</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/526285812</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:39:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GrooveShark, Streaming, and The Artists Who Take Advantage of Them</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newrockstarphilosophy.com/?p=4873"&gt;GrooveShark, Streaming, and The Artists Who Take Advantage of Them&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.newrockstarphilosophy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/empireofthesun.jpg" height="600" width="754"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/501152389</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/501152389</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:14:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Artistic license and expression has definitely changed in our...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uovMpapeCJQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uovMpapeCJQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Artistic license and expression has definitely changed in our elementary schools. WHAT THE FUDGE?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/498067069</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/498067069</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:55:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>CloudApp</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.getcloudapp.com/"&gt;CloudApp&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The app I’ve always dreamed of is finally here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/491473140</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/491473140</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:30:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>love this band</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdFT5hy8v88&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdFT5hy8v88&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;love this band&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/483310545</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/483310545</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:46:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Women, the best firewall in the world</title><description>&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/auqsh/women_the_best_freaking_firewall_in_the_world/"&gt;@reddit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/356303315</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/356303315</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:27:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best..."</title><description>“Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. Honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tyler Thompson, Creative Director of Squarespace&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/353375587</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/353375587</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>genius</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6wql6HOr1qz4s3wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;genius&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/299609946</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/299609946</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:40:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>phenomenal advertising</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6x51uaR91qz4s3wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;phenomenal advertising&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/299607511</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/299607511</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:37:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>david:

via annie and somethingintellectual
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv6dtcTfXn1qzvcfgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.davidslog.com/299445935/via-annie-and-somethingintellectual"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://annie.tumblr.com/post/299002548/via-somethingintellectual"&gt;annie&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://somethingintellectual.tumblr.com/"&gt;somethingintellectual&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/299606133</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/299606133</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:36:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via onebiteatatime)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktoxxjnuwe1qzlavro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://joshgreenberg.name/"&gt;onebiteatatime&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/295449625</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/295449625</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:33:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t."</title><description>“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Erica Jong (via &lt;a href="http://joshgreenberg.name/"&gt;onebiteatatime&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/218620364</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/218620364</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:40:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>onebiteatatime:
What’s that make JavaScript?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqilhe7XFm1qzktkeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshgreenberg.name/post/212233248/whats-that-make-javascript"&gt;onebiteatatime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;What’s that make JavaScript?&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calculust.com/post/212911601</link><guid>http://calculust.com/post/212911601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:14:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
